| Coffee Man Boy |
| Kristin Darkish barista #2. Goth with the edge taken off. Kristin and CMB are the face of this small bakery/coffee shop. |
| Wade Type-A breakmaker. |
| Gorilla (Wade's Alter Ego) |
| Mark The singing bar maker. |
| Fred Has a motorcycle and a cool, easygoing attitude about life and danger. |
| Kevin Gay clubber that plays barista a few times a month and is living in this quiet town for some odd reason. |
| Bunny (Fu Fu) An old, bitter clip-art user. |
| Layla The naughty Caffeine Princess. (recently upgraded from "Java Wench") |
| Jessica |
| Sally Certified Scone diety |
| Greg Lanky delivery guy. |
| Harold the Time Punch Clock |
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